Lists 4

These are rankings of everything else under the sun.

My Top Stand-Up Comedy Routines

  1. Vietnamese Nail Salon — ANJELAH JOHNSON
  2. Abbreviation of the 50 American States — GARY GULMAN
  3. Black People vs. Niggaz / Defending Rap Music — CHRIS ROCK
  4. Dog Rescue / I Hate Guns, but I Own Them — JASON CHENY
  5. Women’s Sports / Domestic Violence / First Ladies — BILL BURR
  6. British Happiness (Not Too Bad, All Things Considered) — BILL BAILEY
  7. Soft Language / Saving the Planet / Self-Help Books — GEORGE CARLIN
  8. Golden Globes 2020 / Gender Pronouns and Being Vicky Gervais — RICKY GERVAIS
  9. Alcohol vs. Phone Addiction / Height Supremacists / Foot Fetish — MARK NORMAND
  10. Old People / Red Flags / MILF and Cookies / Being Good Looking — MATT RIFE
  11. Meeting Jim Carrey / Punching Down on the Handicapped — DAVE CHAPPELLE
  12. Dubbed Kung Fu Movies / Grandpa’s Laugh — ARVIN MITCHELL
  13. Men Are Simple, Women Are Crazy — MONIQUE MARVEZ
  14. Gay Guys vs. Straight Dudes — DREW LYNCH
  15. Dating Over 40 / Aging Bodies — JOE DEVITO
  16. Incriminating Parenting Advice — SINDHU VEE
  17. Bike Locks and Shopping Carts — KELLEN ERSKINE
  18. Nicknames for Kids / Just Speed Up — BRAD UPTON
  19. Bird Watching / Baptisms / Knock on Wood — MATT FALK
  20. LGBTQ Folks / Gender Transition / Male Baldness — JIM JEFFERIES
  21. The Most Complicated Word in English — ISMO LEIKOLA
  22. Critique of Modern Club and Rap Music — ARI ELDJÁRN
  23. Steps Challenge / Filling Out a Stranger’s Customs Form — AARON CHEN
  24. Old Asian Ladies / Cantonese Chef / Guess How Much — JIMMY O. YANG
  25. School Life / Stupid Questions / Plane Crash Miracles — DENNIS REGAN
  26. Post Office / Weird Expressions / Garage Sale — COLLIN MOULTON
  27. Asian Parents Wanting Kids to Become Doctors — RONNY CHIENG
  28. Sarcastic Father, Emphatic Mother / Thongs — CARL BARRON
  29. Electric Toothbrush / Hair Down There — SARAH MILLICAN
  30. How to Bring Down the West — ROMESH RANGANATHAN
  31. Increasingly Offensive Jokes — JIMMY CARR

My Top Comedy Variety Performers

  1. Viva la Dirt League (Sketch Group)
  2. Nina Conti (Ventriloquist)
  3. Key and Peele (Sketch Group)
  4. Derrick Comedy (Sketch Group)
  5. Uncle Roger (Alter Ego of Nigel Ng)